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  Pen Smith - October 20, 2025

  Trump Just Unveiled A Plan To Rotate The Lincoln Memorial 45 Degrees And No One’s Talking About It

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  Robinhood, Venvo, Coinbase And The Rest Of The Internet Is Down And Everyone Just Touched Grass For The First Time

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  Max Profit - October 16, 2025

  The US Army Just Bet Big On Nuclear Energy And Here’s Why

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  Pen Smith -

  Trump Confirms China Trade War, Can He Still Win The Nobel Peace Prize?

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  Trump Has Over $1 Billion In Bitcoin Profits, Does He Know Something We Don’t?

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  Elon Just Got Caught Buying Thousands Of His Own Cybertrucks And Here’s Why