Politics
Turkey Bans Short Selling, Pants Sales Skyrocket
Take A Look At Donald Trump’s Unhinged Morning Routine
Putin Admits To Using Secret KGB Method Of ‘Crossing Fingers Behind Back’ In Negotiations
Newly Released JFK Files Reveal Cause Of Death Was Suicide
“Oopsie… Too Late,” To Be Written Into Constitution As Valid Legal Defence
Trump Accuses Biden Of Being A Pen, “Everything Is Computer”
Man Deep In Pit Insists Solution Is “Just A Little Lower”
Farewell! DOGE Cuts Funding For Satirical News Articles
