Politics
Soda Cans To Become 25% Smaller Following Trump Tariff
“Pace Yourself” Worried Doctors Strongly Advise Trump
JD Vance Discovered Living Under Rock For A Month
Trump Announces New Golf Course
Trump Starts Trade War, Gets Barred From Family Catan Night
Melania’s Christmas Budget Uncertain Following Trump Spending Freeze
Pardoned January 6 Rioters Immediately Start Rioting Again
#WhiteHouseSoWhite, Trump Puts All DEI Hires On Leave, Accidentally Fires Elon