Cramer Just Said Buy Google, Here’s Why We’re Switching To Bing

CNBNC’s Jimothy ‘Anti-Cassandra’ Cramer has said he’s bullish on Google (GLG) in his latest televised ramblings, leading this writer to switch entirely to using Microsoft’s Bing for the foreseeable future.

The analysis came when Cramer tasked himself with weighing up who would win in the AI race. Cramer sat in silence, staring at the wall for 14 minutes, until he dribbled a little bit and spluttered, “GOOGLE”, before collapsing to the ground.

I guess that’s means he’s pro… pro google? Right?

After a shot of his favorite adrenaline/cocaine cocktail, Cramer then perked up and vomited out this:

“Well you know what, look, I don’t want to steal something because I’ve got these guys that I’m on, for a podcast this morning, TBOY, and they’re really pretty terrific. That’s The Best One Yet. It was a great podcast. But they’re saying, listen, what’s happened here, is OpenAI wants to be Alphabet, but we don’t need OpenAI because Alphabet is, Alphabet has everything that OpenAI would like to have. I think it’s a great analysis. And I think it became clear to people over the last 100 points, that Alphabet is the best of all these. And if OpenAI thinks they can take on Alphabet, they’re greatly mistaken. They can come up and be number two, I know, they want to be number one in everything. . .”

So make of that what you will but I’m not reading it.

Cramer has long since prostelithised (?) the good goog’s name. He’s been a fan of YouTube ever since my trip to the zoo I’ll have you know. And now with the latest news that Googol and Meta (I hardly know her, to me she’ll always be The Facebook) are going to be combining forces Cramer’s putting his money firmly where his mouth is and right now his mouth is on Google’s dick.

Yeah, I’m not falling for that again, Cramer. My reverse Cramer stock’s way up so I’m trusting anti-you. It’s Bing all the way for me, baby.

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Cramer Just Said Buy Google, Here’s Why We’re Switching To Bing

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