Pen Smith • March 19, 2025
“Oopsie… Too Late,” To Be Written Into Constitution As Valid Legal Defence
The legal rebuttal of ‘oopsie… too late’ has been officially codified into law after...
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Ima Short • March 18, 2025
Stranded Astronauts Decide To Remain On ISS “Earth Sucks”
Despite finally receiving their ride home, the two astronauts stuck on the International S...
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John Combs • March 17, 2025
Trump Accuses Biden Of Being A Pen, “Everything Is Computer”
The currently president of the United States of America, Donald Joey Trump has accused for...
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