Politics

Willy Wonka To Sue Donald Trump For Stealing ‘Golden Ticket’ Idea

Trump Accidentally Ends Cold War

BREAKING: Eoln Musk Fries Government Smell Chekers

Local Man Regrets Spending $50 Million On Condoms, “I Might Have Overestimated My Chances”

Google Maps Crashes Under Sheer Volume Of Border Changes

Soda Cans To Become 25% Smaller Following Trump Tariff

“Pace Yourself” Worried Doctors Strongly Advise Trump

JD Vance Discovered Living Under Rock For A Month

Trump Announces New Golf Course

Trump Starts Trade War, Gets Barred From Family Catan Night