Politics

HEARTBREAKING: Rabid Monkey In Charge Of Tariffs Dies

Trump’s $2bn Funding Freeze Forces Harvard Students To Pay Tuition Fees

Mike Waltz Caught Gmailing Hillary Clinton

HAPPY LIBERATION DAY! Millions Dead

Trump Calls Marine Le Pen To Say Embezzlement “Ain’t No Thang”

Greenland’s Response To JD Vance: “Sorry, Who Are You?”

Trump Outlaws Ghibli-Style AI Pics Of JD Vance

Musk To Sell Three-Wheeled Teslas To Avoid Trump’s 25% Auto Tariff

BREAKING: Donald Trump Accidentally Adds JD Vance To Group Chat

Turkey Bans Short Selling, Pants Sales Skyrocket