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Look, this visa was designed for painters and musicians and interesting people, but you know what else is art? Big boobies. Yeah, I said it, cancel me.
Turns out the immigration office switched to a more algorithmic adjudication system which made it much easier to game with big numbers like follower count and subscription earnings.
These are O-1B visas and they have blown up 50% in the last decade, partially because it’s a bit easier to get in that way.
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