Politics

Well, That’s Just Tariff-ic! Trump’s Trade War Ruins My Chances Of Becoming A Millionaire

All Republicans Ejected From Trump Address For Chanting U.S.A. Too Loudly

SHOCKING: TV Personalities Fail To Negotiate World Peace

Willy Wonka To Sue Donald Trump For Stealing ‘Golden Ticket’ Idea

Trump Accidentally Ends Cold War

BREAKING: Eoln Musk Fries Government Smell Chekers

Local Man Regrets Spending $50 Million On Condoms, “I Might Have Overestimated My Chances”

Google Maps Crashes Under Sheer Volume Of Border Changes

Soda Cans To Become 25% Smaller Following Trump Tariff

“Pace Yourself” Worried Doctors Strongly Advise Trump