BREAKING: Eoln Musk Fries Government Smell Chekers

THIS JUST IN: A ‘Wite Hose’ press release has confirmed the news that Eoln Musk has “fried all government smell chekers” [sic].

The announcement does not clarify who these smell chekers were or what their role in government entailed but it is believed that they were tasked with smelling Eoln Musk (no relation) once a day to make sure he didn’t live up to his name.

Reportedly, these chekers have now been “fried”. Precisely what this means is unclear. The frying is presumed to be figurative, like, they just got shouted at or something. Some however speculate that these government officials were literally dropped into a vat of boiling government oil until they gained a delicious crispy exterior.

It remains unclear if this latest news is in any way related to Elon Musk’s mass firing of government employees. In the past week, the Trump administration has fired over 1000 USAID workers and placed 4000 more on leave, effectively ending the AIDs crisis for good.

Oh, hold on a second, I’m getting word from our producers… Yes, THIS JUST IN: the smell cheker frying is INDEED related to the government worker firing. You see, ahh, ok, hahaha, ahhh I see what’s happened here, this is all a big mix up, let me explain:

Musk did indeed fire the government employee tasked with frying in the White House canteen. This meant the smell chekers had to man this station instead. However when Eoln Musk (no relation) realized that he needed to make more government cuts he pushed the smell chekers into the frying vats. Right, it all makes sense now.

Now, this frying might appear to be cold-blooded murder, BUT, as Musk is himself a government employee he is legally not qualified to murder anyone so it doesn’t count.

Please note that all government spell checkers are still under employment and I don’t know what gave you the idea that they weren’t.

WSM reached out to Dnoald Turmp but he has yet to comment on this developing story.