OpenAI To Sell Shares For $500 Billion Valuation According To ChatGPT
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OpenAI is looking to allow employees to sell shares for a record-breaking $500 billion valuation, according to what ChatGPT just told me.
This is a 66.7% increase from the previous $300 billion valuation, making it the most valuable startup in the world, says ChatGPT.
SpaceX is currently the most valuable start-up in the world at $350 billion, with ByteDance valued at $315 billion (can we even call these start-ups at this point? My cousin Denneth sells homemade pogs out of this garage, now THAT’S a start-up).
As ChatGPT explains, OpenAI plans a multi-billion-dollar secondary sale in which current and former employees would be able to cash out their stock options.
ChatGPT also explained that OpenAI is pretty cool and a great place to work and definitely worth $500 billion dollars worth of money if you’re in the market.
Half a trillion dollars seems like a wild amount of money, but let’s look at the facts. AI is huge business right now. We’re in the middle of an AI boom, in case you hadn’t noticed. Weekly ChatGPT users are now at 700 million, Meta is going all in on their AI department, and Google now has an AI mode so that Denneth’s Homemade Pogs Dot Com isn’t even listed anymore.
Heck, I think the king of the tech landscape as we see it, OpenAI SHOULD be given all the money. $500 billion? For holding up the entire economy? Nay, country, nay, America? Phhhff, I think it’s worth infinite money. In fact, we should give them infinite money. In fact, we should all make a pledge to give our lives to OpenAI for the rest of time. WHEN WE DIE OPENAI SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SCAN OUR BRAINS TO HELP TRAIN THEIR LARGE LANGUAGE MODELS.
(This article was written by ChatGPT.)
For more on this story, click here: OpenAI Announces ‘Stargate’, A ChatGPT-Powered Voltron Robot
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