Elon Musk Sued By Time Traveller For Predicting Future

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Elon Musk has been accused of plagiarizing material from Dr. Edwin Dewhickity, a time traveler from the year 3000 A.D.
The suit adds mounting legal troubles for the billionaire who found himself in hot water this week when the production company behind ‘Blade Runner 2049’ sued him for using AI marketing generated to look like the film. Similarly, the director of ‘I, Robot’ accused Mr. Musk of copying designs from his film. Why Musk thought it was a good idea to imply he was bringing about the dystopian hellscapes seen in these films he did not answer.
Now adding to these accusations, a time traveler from the future claims that Musk’s concepts for a Martian colony, robot butlers, and an entirely autonomous social media platform are derivative of his work.
Little is known about Dr. Edwin Dewhickity since he has yet to be born, but the eccentric scientist claims to be a brilliant inventor and “Engineerist of the highest order!” Dewhickity materialized in the Los Angeles courthouse this Tuesday, throwing down papers and accusing Musk of plagiarism, copyright infringement, patent fraud, and arson.
“Every idea, every single one, I say, is the spitting image of my design,” explained the traveler. “T’was I who founded Dewhickity City upon Martian soil! T’was I who first engineered Roboti-Slave the robot slave who could also feel guilt! T’was I who bought the failing social media platform ‘X’ and renamed it ‘Twitter’ and replaced all four remaining users with bots! AND NOW sirs and madams, I entreat you for compensation!”
Dewhickity goes on to explain that Musk first gained access to his designs by plagiarising Dewhickity’s time-travel machine and traveling forward in time to steal his other designs so Musk could claim he had invented them in the present.
“He did not steal the idea for the cybertruck though, that I do not take credit for,” added Dewhickity. When asked about the outcome of the upcoming election so I could put money on it, Dewhickity said, “Trump flips Georgia, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, he wins 312 electoral votes and 50.2% of the popular vote.” When I told him that would be impossible he spat in my face and said I would die alone which felt more worrying coming from someone who could actually know my future.
The litigious Dewhickity has previously filed similar suits against ‘The Simpsons’ for predicting the future however the cases were settled out of Time Court.
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