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GM! (IYKYK)

ICYMI: BTC, BNB (and BUSD), ETH hit ATL and fml, bulls are NGMI, rekt, lol. Smh. AMA, BTD? Yes. BTFD? Yes and yes. No FOMO, no FUD, just HODL, YOLO. LFG!!!

Mfw bear NFT PFP apes lmk USDC, USDT, XRP, ADA etc will hit ATH eod :O so dw, WAGMI, WAGBO asap imho. 

Idc abt BFFs, FBI, CIA, NSA and SEC normies, DeFi is GOAT. (DYOR tho, whales shill ICOs for P&Ds, fyi.)

NFA, obvs.

Tl;dr: idk… stonks?

OK, g2g, brb, ttyl!!! xxx zzz

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In case you missed it: Bitcoin, Binance (and Binance’s stablecoin) and Ethereum hit an all-time low and fuck my life, the bullish investors who believe prices will rise are not going to make it, they are wrecked and I am laughing out loud. I am shaking my head. Ask me anything: buy the dip? Yes. Buy the fucking dip? Yes and yes. No fear of missing out, no fear, uncertainty and doubt, just hold on for dear life, you only live once. Let us fucking go!!!

My face when the bearish investors who believe prices will fall but have a non-fungible token as their profile picture and will invest in new cryptocurrencies without doing research let me know that the United States Dollar coin, Tether, Ripple, Cardano and the rest of them will hit an all-time high at the end of the day. This is my face when that happens: 😮. So do not worry, we are all going to make it and we are all going to be all correct as soon as possible in my humble opinion.

I do not care about best friends forever the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Central Intelligence Agency, the National Security Agency and the Securities and Exchange Commission who are normal people unknowing of cryptocurrencies ways, decentralized finance is the greatest of all time. (Do your own research though, people that own a large portion of a cryptocurrency will promote for their own benefit initial coin offerings for pump and dump schemes in which they artificially inflate the price then sell their coins for a profit, for your information.)

Not financial advice, obviously.

Too long; did not read: I do not know… stocks?

All correct, I have got to go, I will be right back, I will talk to you later!!! Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Sleep.