Nvidia Becomes First $5 Trillion Company, Now Worth Two Canadas
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US chip manufacturer Frito Lay, no wait, sorry, Nvidia just became the first company in the history of the world to reach a market value of $5 trillion dollars.
For reference, Frito Lay is only worth $13 billion.
Since Canada is worth 2.241 trillion US dollars, Nvidia has unveiled its plan to buy the country and then build another Canada beside it.
The new land mass will fill a large portion of the North Atlantic Ocean and create a bridge between the Americas and Europe.
Nvidia are currently crowdsourcing names for its new continent but the current front runners are:
Two Canadas (Toucan for short)
Nvidia (already sounds like a country)
Greater North America
Chip Land
SuckitInteldia
Canada 2.0
America-But-Bettter
Nvidia Island (not affiliated with Epstein Island)
GPUtopia
Nvidia says the new land will grant it the necessary 20 million square kilometers required to build its AI data centers.
Yes, it’s AI that has really powered Nvidia’s recent surge. Just three months ago they were valued at $4tn but following some massive deals and partnerships with OpenAI, Intel and the US Government, chip boy is now officially the biggest company in the world.
Congrats, son.
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