Facebook Announces “Smart Glasses” To Make You Look Smart
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Those nerds over at Meta/Facebook (AKA Facebook) just unveiled their latest attempt to make everyone look like complete nerds so the Meta nerds will look normal for once.
These “smart glasses” are powered by AI, have a full-color high-resolution display in one lens, have a 12-pixel camera and come in Ray-Ban and Oakley flavors too.
The demo was a little shaky, not fully working all the time, but when do regular glasses work all the time? I know that I sometimes have vision delays, I black out, blurry vision, I have visions of Mark Zuckerberg talking to me, yeah, maybe it’s the alcohol, but honestly, I think it’s my glasses glitching so I’m not going to deduct points for Marky Mark’s not working all the time.
GIVE ME THE ZUCK.
Sorry, I don’t know what came over me there…
Meta also unveiled a neural wristband that I don’t know what it does. You don’t have neurons in your wrist. Even I’m not a neuroscience expert and I know that.
Oh, ok, it pairs with the glasses and turns your gestures into commands. Like a keyboard, but you can’t lick it.
The glasses retail for like $300, depending on which brand you get.
Let’s wait and see if we’ll all be looking like nerds pinching air in the next few years or if we’ll just stick to tapping at little pocket mirrors. Could be the future? Could be.
Alright, that’ll do.
For more Meta news, click here: Facebook Asks Workers Not To Breathe On Company Time, Please
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