The Epstein Files Just Exposed a Fort Knox Gold Mystery

Because apparently, you people can’t enjoy a real conspiracy theory, you have to make up a fake one too.

Yeah, this is another hoax that rears its head every few months and (because we’ve all injected pure, undiluted conspiracy theory into our veins what with the Epstein files) bullshit has made it into the water supply.

The culprit for reviving this particular ruse is literally just one tweet. But it does have half a million views so I guess I need to cover it…

The tweet reads, “CRAZY: [american flag emoji for some reason] According to the Epstein emails, the Gold at Fort Knox is completely missing! [panicky emoji just in case you didn’t know how to feel]”

The guilty party. And I’m not talking about Epstein.

There are zero links, sources, explanations, or even an image of the emails that point to this ‘fact’. So it’s clearly just someone happy to make up BS for ‘engagement’. And, judging by the use of emojis, this was probably pitched by an AI off the prompt, ‘gimme some Epstein clickbait plz’.

It’s an old hoax, designed to sow distrust in traditional financial institutions and probably sell you cryptocurrencies or something.

Opportunity Knox

Professional shit-eater Elon Musk has been known to parrot the ‘theory’ because he also believes everyone’s stuck inside a computer game so will honestly believe anything.

Oh and in case you were wondering, yes, there is gold in Fort Knox.

But it’s baffling isn’t it, that we have a bonafide evil ring of rich elites tarricking children and you greedy idiots still want to believe the nonsense? You still need fairytales of government malfeasance when the truth is well known and far more shocking?

Please. Can everyone please just grow up?

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Pen Smith• February 23, 2026D

The Epstein Files Just Exposed a Fort Knox Gold Mystery

Yeah, this is another hoax that rears its head every few months and because we’ve all in...
Culture
Pen Smith• D

The Epstein Files Just Exposed a Fort Knox Gold Mystery

Yeah, this is another hoax that rears its head every few months and because we’ve all in...
Culture