BREAKING NEWS: There Is No News
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I don’t know what to tell you guys, there’s just no news. I’m sorry, I know you came here for the latest stories, but phhff we’re simply out.
I know it seems like there’s a lot going on with the wars in Gaza and Ukraine and New York, but yeah, weirdly, they just dipped today. Every single person in these conflicts just took a brief moment not to do much, so there’s nothing new there.
What else we got… Trump, he’s always good for a laugh. What you been up to? …Not much? More of the same? Ok, ok, cool.
Musky-boy, me ol’ pal Elon, can always rely on you for some good banter, right? What’s happening? …Right, right, slow for you too, huh. Okeee…
Financial newsifications: businesses looking pretty much the same. There are numbers but they’re not very interesting.
And in entertainment, yeah, there’s some new releases tomorrow, but for now, just a bit of a lull really.
Surely there must be some fluff piece we can run? No endangered puppy riding a surfboard? No? Ok, crap… Idk, just play some piano music.
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Hey, you know what, though, maybe the lack of news IS news! Maybe this random black hole of topical content is notable enough to write about after all! Yeah! That’s the spirit! So here’s the news, kids: there IS NO NEWS! How exceptional and surprising is that?!
Today will go down in history along with April 18, 1930, as the most remarkable day of all days. Even more remarkable than a day filled with things happening. Everyone will remember where they were when nothing happened and comment on how the world was not the same again.
Incredible times.
(It’ll be just my luck that this’ll go live when there’s a 2nd 9-11 or something)
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