The Louvre Password Was Just ‘Louvre’: The Heist Of The Century Just Keeps Getting Dumber
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Wait, who tf is that guy on the cover image? Idk that guy? Did you put him there? Does he own the Louvre or what?
Yes, it’s true. I don’t blame you for not believing anything you read on this fake news site, but it’s true. In 2014, it was revealed that the password to the Louvre’s CCTV system was just “LOUVRE.”
Here’s another one, do you want to guess the password to the cybersecurity system the Louvre used, provided by the company Thales?
Yep, if you guessed any of the words in that previous sentence, you’re smarter than the person who picked the password which was “THALES.”
Of course, I think we can safely assume these passwords have been changed in the ten years since the public report and the thieves probably didn’t need a password to break in through the window. In-tru-da window. Intruder window… huh.
But the point is that people have been shouting about the Louvre’s weak security for over a decade and it’s like… it’s like it wanted to get robbed…
Nah, that’s not true.
…but maybe.
Nahhhh.
The Louvre’s focus was much more on restoration and on acquiring new paintings than actually beefing up the security and now just look what happened.
As for the robbers themselves, I think they got caught? Or they got the wrong guys, idk, I’ve not really been following it and I can’t be bothered to look it up.
Alright, I’m to go change all the passwords on this site, currently they’re all just “WALLSTREETMEMES”…
For more on this story, click here: Top 10 Museum Heists: How Does The Louvre Robbery Compare?
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