Baba Vanga Predicted The Iran War, Stock Crash And AI, Here’s Everything She Said About 2026

OK, seriously, fuck right off. All of you who clicked on this article can get fucked. Yes, especially you. Baba Vanga can get fucked. I don’t care if she’s a blind old Bulgarian woman, she can get fucked to fuck, I don’t give a… heck.

She’s a fucking huckster you dumb fucks! She was some old mystic who died in 1996 you idiots, do you really think she predicted the current war in Iran, the preceding stock crash and AI?? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you really that stupid?

She didn’t write anything down dumbasses. All her ‘predictions’ are hearsay. Oh, something happened that was vaguely similar? You betcha some Baba Vanga follower crawls out the woodwork and claims she called it. Literally anyone can do that. And all you fucks online just eat that shit up.

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And in case you still think she had magic powers, let’s just take a look at how successful some of her predictions have been, shall we?

Ms. Vangeliya Pandeva Surcheva unsuccessfully predicted that the 1994 FIFA World Cup final would be played between two teams beginning with B. Ohhh, so close, Baba. It was Brazil vs. Italy. Did you want it to be Bulgaria, was that it? Oh well, God steered you wrong this time. No matter, what else did you say…?

Baba Vanga? More like, BLABa Vanga, am-I-right?

Between 2010 and 2016, a nuclear war would lead to people abandoning Europe… err… Don’t know how to tell you this Baba (because you’re dead) but neither of those things happened.

Anything else? Oh, the 44th president will be the last US president? I mean, shit, you might have actually got that one right. Fine, you can have that one.

What else she got? Well, the New York Post, that bastion of truth, has this list of her future predictions (again nothing she herself actually wrote):

• 2076: Communism will spread to countries across the world.
• 2130: Humans will make alien contact.
• 3005: Earth will go to war with a civilization on Mars.
• 3797: Humans will have to vacate the Earth because it’s become uninhabitable.
• 5079: The world will end.

I mean, I guess I won’t be around to debunk these claims but if she couldn’t even get the first letter of a football team right, I don’t think she has the power to pinpoint the exact year we’ll meet fucking aliens.

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Beliefs

Look, Baba Vanga began her career as a con artist during World War II when Bulgaria was ravaged by war, then communism. My point is that during desperate times, people are desperate to feel better and will turn to literally anything to feel like there’s more certainty in the world.

That was true when Baba Vanga was around and it’s true now. Today it’s the Iran war… (For example, Twitter has become flooded with misinformation with old footage, video game recording and AI all claiming to be footage of the actual attacks.)

…but literally any time there’s a global crisis, whether it’s 9/11, COVID or the 1994 FIFA World Cup, misinformation from people claiming to know the answers always gets a massive spike.

And now, with the internet, that spike is all the more pointed and people like Baba Vanga have perhaps more notoriety than they ever did when they were alive.

So please, take everything you read with a grain of salt and if you see a sensationalist post claiming to predict the future, just know that the person behind it is preying on your insecurities and just wants that sweet, sweet ad money and nothing else. Don’t expect any kind of truth from these accounts, they sold their souls long ago.