“Pace Yourself” Worried Doctors Strongly Advise Trump
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The President’s personal physician, Dr. Cabzo Eirangily has warned Donald Trump that, should he continue working at his current pace, he could die in a matter of minutes.
“As President Trump’s second most trusted medical source after RFK Jr., I am seriously encouraging him to take a break,” Dr. Eirangily explained. “We’re not even a month into his second presidency and so far he has… Hold on, I’ll speak in bullet points so it’s easier to follow:”
- Invaded Palestine
- Invaded Greenland
- Invaded Mexico
- Started a trade war with Mexico
- Started a trade war with Canada
- Started a trade war with China
- Started a trade war with Colombia
- Made a 6 million DEI fires
- Released every Trump-supporting prisoner
- Worn out forty-six jumbo sharpies signing executive orders
“And what, he’s expected to do this for four years? No whey hose A. I’m worried one more trade war and he might die of ‘too much president’. Just look at what happen to J’Biden.”
“I would also,” the doctor then turned directly to me and looked me dead in the eyes, “I would also like it if you would stop encouraging him.”
“You’re always writing about him, reporting on every little major thing he does and it just motivates him to do more. If you really care about this man’s health as I sure do then you’ll stop writing stories on him, OK? Deal?”
Deal.
[NOTE: This entire article has now been redacted. DO NOT READ.]
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