Trump Just Went Full TACO On The Iran Ceasefire And Wall Street Went Nuts

Thank god Trump Always Chickens Out because honestly, who wanted him to follow through on his threat that “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.”?

He’s an idiot. A posturing, insecure, narcissistic coward. He says whatever comes to mind, without considering the consequences and all the world tumbles over itself, scrambling to make sense of his stream of consciousness.

Meanwhile his actions tell a different story. His acts don’t need to align with his words because he’s not motivated by integrity, or consistency, he only says and does what he thinks will benefit him in the moment.

And in this case, sabre rattling seemed like a good idea at the time. He thinks it makes him look strong and powerful. But then he didn’t think that wiping out a civilization is probably a bad idea for everyone and was thankfully talked down from his war crime. And it’s easy to talk him down, you just have to show him that another situation will benefit him more and he’ll spin on a dime.

But how did Wall Street react? I’m told I have to talk about that…

Oil prices have crashed of course, which is great for my bank account.
The trading floor went wild with an influx of last minute trades reacting to the news.
The larger investment firms have gone all in on AI and treasury funds while the price is right.

In short: it’s a massive rally as Wall Street heaves a sigh of relief that we might have some stability for two weeks at least.

We’ll see if it’ll last of course. Who knows, Trump will probably TACO out of his TACO and Uno Reverse us again. You never can tell with this guy…

On a final note, I want to leave you with some of the statements that Trump said back when persuading voters he’d be peaceful benefited him. Not for any reason at all. Just you, just going to leave them right here…

“As president, my highest aspiration is to bring peace and stability to the world.”

“I’m not going to start a war. I’m going to stop wars.”

“I will very simply put America first, our sovereignty will be reclaimed, our safety will be restored, the scales of Justice will be rebalanced.”

“I want peace in the Middle East. I want peace. I did the Abraham Accords. I want peace in the Middle East.”