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The United Kingdom of England (and the other ones) has become the first country to sign a trade agreement with us, the US.

A little bit of history for those that don’t know: Britain was once America’s closest ally and before that, they were America’s greatest enemy, and before that, they were America’s greatest ally. And as the old saying goes, “My enemy’s enemy is my friend, but my enemy/former ally is my former owner.”

A trade agreement between the two countries was thus only a matter of time. With Trump’s threatened tariffs, Britain was forced to the negotiating table, falling right into Trump’s tiny tiny hands.

Britain has announced that they have successfully negotiated their interests and have in no way given in to America’s demands. On the other hand, America feels that they have successfully negotiated their interests and have in no way given in to Britains demands. So, win win.

Among the details are that the US will remove tariffs on UK steel and aluminium (it’s spelt like that when it’s over there) and in return Britain has “agreed to reciprocal market access on beef”. What? I thought beef was exactly what we were trying to avoid?

So Trump’s traded cow for metal. It really is just like Catan.

As a result of the deal, markets are up across the board. Huh, it’s almost like global trade and cooperation are good for the economy…

There’s also a lot of other numbers but I couldn’t be bothered to read them all so you can look elsewhere for that.

No doubt other countries will now be lining up around the block to bend the knee to King Trump but whatever happens, China will remain firmly at the back of the line.

Anyways, that’s the news, hope you enjoyed, come back soon.

In a move that has taken things way too far, Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell has been uninvited from Donald Trump’s “Annual Birthday Barbecue Fun Day”.

The decision comes amid escalating tensions between Powell and President Trump over interest rates, tariffs, and the appropriate ratio of coleslaw to pulled pork.

Jay Powell has remained steadfast against Trump’s polite requests to alter the inflation rate, but the president has been unable to fire the chair or conduct any meaningful punishment because of stupid things like ‘laws’.

Trump has been left with no choice but to hit Jay where it’ll hurt hardest: right in the ribs.

The BDAY-BBQ, a longstanding tradition aimed at fostering camaraderie among the nation’s top officials, will proceed without any camaraderie fostered with the Fed Chair. Attendees can expect the usual fare: grilled meats, patriotic playlists, and spirited debates over monetary policy, but now with one less dissenting voice.

However, the White House assured reporters that this is not retaliation, but merely because he brought a fruit salad last year, and that’s just not on.

“The President just wants to ensure a fun, relaxed atmosphere, and nothing kills the vibe like a Jerome Powell.”

Powell, known for his steadfast commitment to the Fed’s independence, has stayed silent on the matter. However, insider reports suggest he was seen at a local Whole Foods, purchasing a modest selection of artisanal cheeses and a single bottle of kombucha, perhaps signaling plans for a solo picnic.

When reached for comment about this, the White House simply stated, “We wish Chairman Powell all the best in his future culinary endeavors and nothing else.”

Onlookers have begged Trump to end the hostilities. “Things have gone way, way too far,” hyperventilated political pervert, Morris Causden. “I thought he’d done his worst when Trump called Powell ‘Mr. Too Slow’, but I had no idea he could stoop even lower. To uninvite someone from a barbecue? Who would do such a thing? I’m going to hurl.”

“Please end the war! Enough bloodshed!” Mr. Causden added once he had returned from the bathroom. “Can’t we all live in peace?!! AAHHHH!!!”

Well, that’s the news. You can go home now.

For more on this story, click here: Trump Denies Plan To Fire Powell, Tesla’s New ‘Fed-Bot’ “Just For Decoration”

Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR) has felt a massive stock slide of 12% after investors took a look at the company’s valuation and realized that they have no idea what the company does or what a ‘palantir’ even is.

Is it like a knight? Oh, no, that’s ‘paladin’.

The company, which makes… which invests in… which does something involving AI, probably, posted a 5% decline in the first quarter of last year, well below analysts’ expectations for a company that does something.

Maybe it’s a bit of armor? …nope, that’s ‘pauldron’ damn.

Europe. That’s a place. They had a share decline for the company. 16% to 10% this quarter compared to last year’s same quarter. So that’s interesting. Are you guys genuinely interested in this? Like, this entertains you? Ok, alright, then.

In a post-earnings conference call, Palantir CEO Alex Karp explained that “Europe doesn’t get AI yet.”

Ah ha! I knew they did an AI! Nice, nice, nice.

Oh, wait, isn’t a palantír that orb in Lord of the Rings that the White Wizard Saruman keeps secretly at the top of Orthanc tower in Isengard to commune with the Dark Lord Sauron?

Wait, let me Google it…

Yes! I’m right, the palantíri were forged by Fëanor, one of the Noldor elves of Valinor in the Uttermost West during the First Age to communicate across Arda. At least eight were made; however, by the time of the War of the Ring, only three are known to still exist, one with Saruman, another with Denethor in Gondor, and another with Sauron in Mordor, casting the reliability of the stones’ premonitions into doubt.

…What was I talking about?

Oh yeah, OK, so that’s it then, Palantir Technologies Inc. makes evil orbs.

Geez. No wonder their stock is slipping.

For more business news, read this one: Makers Of ‘Charts With Big Arrows Squiggling Up’ Report Record Profits

BREAKING NEWS: In two completely unrelated coincidences (that are in no way connected to one another), WAR has broken out between India and Pakistan mere days after Apple Inc. announced plans to shift all iPhone production to India.

Apple recently increased Indian iPhone production (basically the same as normal iPhone production but in India) by 60% for a total of $22 billion worth of tech. Now that’s either a lot of iPhones or just one really expensive iPhone.

Meanwhile, IN COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS, India and Pakistan have recently increased airstrike production by 100% for a total of just lots and lots of people being dead now. So that’s fun.

Apple CEO Tim Cook has explained that they are deeply saddened by the recent development and are confused as to why anyone is suggesting that they are somehow involved.

Conspiracy theorists are pointing out that this is just another example of Apple stoking an international conflict as a subliminal marketing strategy.

“Just look at the letters,” explained local weirdo, Martin Eeems, “Israel-Palestine… India-Pakistan… I-P… I-Phone. Checkmate, atheists.”

Mr. Eeems is an idiot, however, and there is no conspiracy theory, just economics.

The initial decision to switch production to India came about as a way to circumvent the worst of Trump’s tariffs on China. The outbreak of war, however, might scupper Apple’s plans, and Cook is rumored to be looking to move production to more peaceful countries like Palestine or Ukraine.

When asked whether they would be making a U-Turn on their India plan, however, Apple’s response was, “What, and make iPhones in America? Like Trump wants us to do? Ew. Hell no.”

Apple faces a significant market drop since the news hit, but I’m not sure why anyone is surprised. Apples famously fall from trees.

As for the war, who knows what will happen, but everyone at Wall Street Memes is praying for a swift end to the conflict and that no more innocent blood is shed.

For more distasteful comedy, click here: Israel Attacks Sweden in Desperate ‘Bamboozle’ Strategy

Warren Buffett, ‘King of the Meats’, has announced his plan to step down from Berkshire Hathaway after over 60 years leading the firm. The investor extraordinaire walks away with over $3000 billion dollars in USD, but just how exactly did he do it now?

Murder.

Yeah, you heard me. You don’t break a few omelets without making a few eggs, and Buffett was always a master egg chef extraordinaire.

Think about it, who has ever challenged Butteff for his meaty crown? Before Buffett came onto the scene, the richest man was shipping tycoon Daniel Keith Ludwig, who died tragically at the age of 95. Murder.

Then there was Walmart founder Sam Walton, who died at 74 of blood cancer. Or so people thought. No, it was Buffett again. Murder.

TV mogul John Kluge? Died peacefully in his sleep at 95? WRONG. He got Buffetted. Murder.

But things got tricky for Buffett in the 21st century when the new kids on the block seemed unmurderable. Bill Gates had his superhuman vaccinations, Jeff Bezos would retreat to space any time Buffett got close, and Elon Musk had those pesky bulletproof cybertrucks. Drat. Buffett would have to settle with the sixth richest man in the world… again.

Now, this is not financial advice, and I’m not saying that if you want to be wealthy like WB, you’ve got to kill for it. No, what I am saying is that you’ve got to be hungry, you’ve got to be ready to fight your way to the top. And if some people get a little bit dead on the way, then who’s to say that was you? Nothing that a little moolah can’t solve, you hear me?

Following directly in Buffett’s footsteps might not be possible as Buffett has already chosen his successor, ‘Greg Abel’, purely because his name is ‘able’, so I guess I’m not in the running then? Damn. So close.

Upon leaving the company, Buffett is reported to have said, “Capitalism is dead! Suck it, millenials!” before wingsuiting off the building. It’s not clear what Buffett intends to do in his retirement, but some have said he now feels free to pursue his lifelong passion and become a pilates instructor.

This won’t be Buffett’s last financial venture, however, as he has announced a new cryptocurrency, ‘BuffettCoin’, which goes on presale next month.

So it’s bye, bye Buffett, but before he goes we just want to honor the 94-year-old by listing his top 94 accomplishments. Want to know how he got his fortune and how you can too? Read on below:

Transformed Berkshire Hathaway: Acquired a struggling textile company in 1965 and turned it into a $1 trillion conglomerate.
Ate a dog.
Mastered Insurance Float: Utilized insurance premiums from companies like GEICO and National Indemnity to fund investments.
Legally changed his name from Buffet to Buffett.
Invested in Coca-Cola in 1988; Berkshire now owns 9.3% of the company.
Worked out how to crack an egg one-handed.
Invested in Apple: Initial investment in 2016 grew from $35 billion to $173 billion by 2023.
Invented gymnasiums.
Acquired See’s Candies in 1972; influenced Buffett’s approach to investing in quality businesses.
Fell in love.
Invested in BYD in 2008; proved to be a lucrative venture.
Increase monies from 0 to more.
Acquisition of BNSF Railway: In 2009, Berkshire purchased Burlington Northern Santa Fe for $44 billion, marking Berkshire’s largest acquisition.
Diversified Portfolio (probably)
Bought Dairy Queen
Bought Fruit of the Loom
Bought Benjamin Moore
Bought the love and respect of everyone on planet Earth.
Buffett studied under Benjamin Graham and championed investing in undervalued companies with strong fundamentals whatever that means.
Long-Term Strategy: Emphasized patience and long-term holdings, avoiding short-term market trends.
Decentralized Management but not in a crypto way: Allowed subsidiaries to operate independently, fostering entrepreneurial spirit.
Transparent Communication: Known for candid and insightful annual shareholder letters.
Mentorship: Guided future leaders like Greg Abel, ensuring Berkshire’s continuity.
The Giving Pledge: Co-founded with Bill and Melinda Gates, encouraging billionaires to donate at least half their wealth to charitable causes and secret illuminati programs.
Significant Donations: Committed to giving away the majority of his fortune, primarily to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
Modest Lifestyle: Despite immense wealth, lives in the same Omaha house he purchased in 1958.
Educational Impact: His investment principles are studied in business schools worldwide.
Economic Commentary: Respected voice on economic policies and market behaviors.
Presidential Medal of Freedom: Awarded in 2011 for his contributions to business and philanthropy.
Carnegie Medal of Philanthropy: Received in 2016 for his significant philanthropic efforts.
Time 100: Featured multiple times in Time magazine’s list of the most influential people.
Honorary Degrees: Received honorary degrees from institutions like the University of Nebraska and Harvard.
Business Hall of Fame: Inducted for his outstanding contributions to the business world.
Shit, this is only 34, err, ok, what else has he done?
Cold showers.
Dreamt big.
Bought a house.
Whistled.
Made some money
Lost some money
Made the money back again. Nice.
Put two beers in cold storage for later.
Invented a time machine but never told anyone.
Bottles of beer on the wall.
Ok, wait, I’ve ChatGPTed some more:
American Express: Buffett’s investment in American Express began in the 1960s. By 2024, dividends from this holding reached approximately $409.3 million annually.
Bank of America: In 2011, Berkshire invested in Bank of America through preferred stock and warrants, which were exercised in 2017. This holding became one of Berkshire’s largest, though 15% was sold in 2024.
The Washington Post: Buffett purchased a stake in The Washington Post in 1973 for $11 million, holding it for over 40 years. By 2004, the stake was valued at nearly $1.7 billion.
Idk if any of that’s true, but we’ll see if I get sued, I guess.
Hot Dog Stands: In 2016, Berkshire invested in 14,000 hot dog stands across America, showing that you too can stand up for small businesses.
Won first prize in a hot dog eating contest and not because he’d bought out all the hot dog stands.
Warren Buffett.
Warren Buffett.
Warren Buffett.
Warren Buffett.
Warren Buffett.
Warren Buffett.
Warren Buffett.
Warren Buffett.
Olgs.
Bought Wall Street Memes Dot Com and turned it into a hype site for Warren Buffett.
Fuck, ugh, 61. Why do I do this to myself?
Sixty two.
Why does he have to be so old?
The entry is left intentionally blank.
Fell over.
Meegledeeble.
Ahh.
Ahhhhhhh.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Warren Buffett died (future achievement).
Warren Edward Buffett (/ˈbʌfɪt/ BUF-it; born August 30, 1930)^[2] is an American investor and philanthropist who currently serves as the chairman and CEO of the conglomerate holding company Berkshire Hathaway. As a result of his investment success, Buffett is one of the best-known investors in the world. According to Forbes, as of May 2025, Buffett’s estimated net worth stood at US$168.2 billion, making him the sixth-richest individual in the world.^[3]
Warren Buffett!
My dad said he met him once but I think he’s a liar.
Can O Beans.
Reason number 77. I like to turn off the taps after I’m done using them.
Nebraska Furniture Mart (1983): Buffett acquired this retail giant, impressed by founder Rose Blumkin’s business acumen. The purchase exemplified his strategy of investing in well-managed, family-run businesses.
Died for our sins.
Came back again for our sins.
81, come on, 81, so close.
Discover radium.
Didn’t get bullied at school or anything.
Loved by friends and enemies alike.
An olden bod by anyone’s stretch of the imagination.
Just a fancy guy.
Helped me out when i was struggling financially.
Role model.
Hot. Pretty hot. I would.
Called in a favor when he most needed it.
Refused to compromise.
Always looked ahead. Never backwards.
Dreams.
Gave us one hell of a performance in Hamilton: The Musical.
One more for luck. xoxo

Thanks for reading! I’m going to go lie down now.

In a revealing Truth Social post, current President Donald J. Trump has admitted that he is in fact a deep state puppet for former President Joe Biden and has been all along.

Trump wrote, “This is Biden’s Stock Market, not Trump’s,” seemingly admitting that Biden is still somehow in charge of the economy.

However, Trump has said he plans to fight back, “We have to get rid of the Biden “Overhang.” This will take a while.”

Expert conspiracy theorists suggest that this term, ‘overhang’, is likely a codeword for the continued control J’Biden has over Trump.

“He left us with bad numbers,” Trump continues, “But when the boom begins, it will be like no other. BE PATIENT!!!”

Now, it’s unclear what this ‘boom’ refers to. Idiots think that the ‘boom’ might refer to the economy, however, they are idiots. Real ones know that ‘boom’ implies an explosion of some kind, meaning that Trump plans to fight back with force and destroy the deep state once and for all. Huzzah!

But it might take a while for Trump to fully have control of anything so BE PATIENT!!! And remember, none of this is his fault, unless it’s good, in which case it’s all him baby.

In spite of Trump’s admission, SOME people (again, idiots) are claiming that he contradicted himself in a previous Truth Social post in which he said the exact opposite thing: “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET”.

Anyone with half a brain would understand that clearly this was written when Trump was under the influence of the Biden Overhang. Trump has only just wrestled off the tendril-like clutches of the big JB. OF COURSE HE HAD TO SAY THAT! He can’t just admit he’s a deep state puppet like that can he? Until now. Now he can.

Anyway, today’s a big day to find out that Trump is finally free (yay!) and now we’ll start to see some real gains. Great America, here we come!

For more garbage, (this one’s from way back when) click here: Trump Announces The Purge

In an unprecedented technological mishap, the U.S. Federal Reserve has accidentally uploaded the entire U.S. economy into a public Minecraft server, triggering a cascade of ‘chicken jockey‘ market rallies, and a complete redefinition of America’s GDP to include enchanted diamond swords.

An internal memo leaked early Tuesday revealed that a junior Fed systems analyst was attempting to simulate inflation models using a private server when he “accidentally ported the entire economic backend to Minecraft Realms.” Within hours, the U.S. GDP had been replaced by the collective value of cobblestone, wheat farms, and digital horse armor.

“We didn’t realize the NASDAQ was running on a chunk loader,” said Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell in a hastily convened press briefing. “But now that it is, we believe monetary policy will be guided by Redstone logic and Ender Dragon behavior.”

Markets React with Confusion and Creative Mode Frenzy

The Dow Jones Industrial Average surged to an all-time high of 1,027,432,550 points, largely due to speculative bubbles in obsidian futures and a hostile takeover of Home Depot by a 12-year-old streamer named “xX_EconWarrior_Xx.”

Meanwhile, the S&P 500 was replaced by a leader board displaying “Top 10 Wheat Producers (Survival Mode Only),” with Iowa narrowly defeated by a coordinated Reddit farming guild.

Major hedge funds responded by hiring pixelated interns and converting their Bloomberg Terminals into crafting tables. BlackRock reportedly placed a buy order for “whatever item makes villagers stop scowling.”

Congressional Response: Mostly Panic and Lag

During an emergency session of Congress, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries appeared confused as to whether the U.S. dollar still existed, asking the Fed chair, “So my wallet is now a chest and my income is now entirely paid in emeralds, why then does the IRS still need me to do my taxes?”

Jerome Powell, appearing at the session as his Minecraft avatar, explained that although the U.S. Mint was now a fully automated piston smelter located under the Washington Monument, yes, everyone still has to pay their taxes.

Economists ‘Not Experts In The Craft’

Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman stated the move could have benefits: “In-game scarcity creates real value. If emeralds are the new reserve currency, I welcome our new block-based future.”

Others were less optimistic. “You cannot base a sovereign economy on pixelated livestock and hope,” warned MIT’s Dr. Helena Zhao. “Also, someone griefed my retirement portfolio.”

What’s Next?

According to sources inside the White House, President Trump is expected to address the nation from a procedurally generated podium, likely built from birch wood and surrounded by torchlight.

You might think you know your ETH from your elbow but how do you stack up against everyone else? Keyword: Crypto.

Try our quiz below to find out and don’t forget to share your scores on social media using the hashtag #QUIZ because I really need the answers, help, my interview’s in like five minutes and I don’t know shit. QUICKLY!

A. What is “blockchain”?

A long string of Legos.
A video game for (and by) children.
When you haven’t been able to use the toilet in a while.
All the above.

B. Which of the following is NOT a type of cryptocurrency?

Bitcoin
Ethereum
Solana
Dogecoin

C. What is “mining” in cryptocurrency?

When you dig into the ground and you find cryptocurrency.
A video game for (and by) children.
When you claim crypto to be yours.
All of the above.

D. What is a “cryptocurrency wallet“?

A wallet.
Not a wallet.
Like a wallet.
A wallet for cryptocurrency.

F. What does “decentralized” mean?

Doesn’t have a center.
Idk, look it up, you’ve got Google right?
Hard to pin down for Thursday margaritas.
It’s not illegal anymore.

D. What is Bitcoin’s (BTC) primary purpose?

To make coins smaller.
Conquer the world.
To make money.
All the above.

7. What is the term for transferring cryptocurrency from one wallet to another?

Transferring.
Cybersex.
Sending money to you, babes.
Venmo.

69. What does “ATH” stand for in cryptocurrency trading?

A sneeze.
Aggressive Thanks, Henry
Arms, Throat, Head
All Together, Henry!

K. What is a “smart contract”?

A contract that you can sign on your phone.
A contract that’s actually decent, like one you might make with a buddy.
A timeshare.
A contract that is smarter than you.

4.5 Which of the following is a common risk associated with investing in cryptocurrency?

Getting mega-rich.
Losing touch with the common man.
Getting egged while you’re sleeping.
Dirt.

So, how did you do? You can check your answers by emailing them to me, john@wallstreetmemes.com and I’ll let you know if you got them right after my interview!

Please, I really need this.

For more fun and games, try out our other quiz: If You Can Read This, You Might Have Brain Rot

After Donald Trump criticised Amazon for planning to list the extra tariff cost on their products, the company has rolled back the feature and even offered Trump a rare deal: one month of complimentary Amazon Prime.

The offer, valued at $14.99, includes free two-day shipping, Prime Video, an optional Audible trial, and unlimited passive scrolling through products the President will likely never purchase.

The deal was in the form of a gold-embossed letter titled “Let’s Move Forward, Together – With Prime™.” Sources say Trump initially believed it was a subpoena and tried to burn the document.

Amazon says they hope the gesture will “get that pesky Trump off our backs.”

“We believe even the most divisive national figures deserve 30 days of free streaming and expedited delivery,” said Amazon spokesperson Janus Panus between sips of union tears.

Amazon Trump Bezos Tariffs meme — yeah, I stole this meme, so what? oh wait, that’s us

Trump Responds: “I Invented Amazon Prime, Frankly”

In a Truth Social post that spanned four paragraphs, three conspiracy theories, and one insightful review of Reacher, Trump wrote:

“Very honored that Jeffrey Amazon is finally acknowledging what everyone knows: I invented Prime. The drink too. Many people don’t know this, but I was the first to say, ‘What if packages came faster?’”

He concluded the post by tagging @PrimeSupport and asking if they could send “a new golf hat to Mar-a-Lago.”

Tensions Thaw as Trump Orders 600 Gallons of Orange Self-Tanner

Since activating the membership, Trump has reportedly placed over 120 orders, including:

A Diet Coke drip
A “presidential” karaoke machine preloaded with Kid Rock
One thousand “MyPillow” knockoffs filled with shredded classified documents
A 12-foot-tall lawn ornament shaped like himself riding an eagle made of bacon

Regarding his Prime experience, Trump replied, “It’s tremendous. The shipping is fast like Melania leaving a charity event.”

He reportedly left a 5-star review on the site saying: “Best bribe ever. Would destabilize democracy again.” then left a negative review for The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, calling the show, “fake news.”

Bezos Reacts With Visible Emotions

Jeffrey Bezos has declined to comment and merely smiled menacingly from low Earth orbit. Sources close to the Amazon founder say he remains skeptical of Trump’s loyalty to the brand as a result of previously discovering the former president referred to Prime Day as “a Chinese hoax.”

“If this keeps him from starting ‘Trumpazon,’ I’ll give him two free months,” JB reportedly quipped.

Amazon has hinted at a possible “Unity Bundle” for other controversial figures, including:

Complimentary Alexa for Rudy Giuliani (pre-programmed to call 911 at random)
Audible Plus trial for Elon Musk titled “How to Stop Talking”
And a special, “Maybe Chill Out A Lil” package for Vladimir Putin.

One hundred unarmed men have been arrested for breaking into the gorilla enclosure known as ‘Gorilla World’ at the Cincinnati Zoo. Reportedly, the men were encouraged to trespass following an online meme that asked whether 100 unarmed men could win in a fight against a single gorilla.

Unfortunately, the men were unable to fully test the theory as only one man was able to get close enough to assault the big gorilla. The men did, however, answer the question of who would win in a fight: 100 unarmed men or a fully armed SWAT team.

Cincinnati Zoo released a statement saying they are relieved that no gorillii were harmed and only one man died during the incident.

“We really didn’t want to become a meme again,” said Cincinnati Zoo spokesperson, Carlos Regaulary. “After Harambe violently passed away, and everyone made fun of that, we didn’t want that to happen again.”

“Yeah, our gorilla, Gladys, would have beaten the shit out of one hundred men but you still don’t want to test it.”

100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla: Tickets On Sale Now

Dylan Pilsenty, one of the surviving 100 unarmed men, seemed unrepentant of his actions, “I did it for science, you know? I’d willingly put my life on the line to answer this age-old question. You think Einstein of Mythbusters ever did that? No, because they’re pussys.”

The group that goes by the name, ‘100 Unarmed Men’ is looking to recruit another member to replace the one who died by gorilla. After serving their prison sentence, they say they have plans to get straight back out there and try again.

“Someone’s got to do it, and I know it’s going to be these 100 men,” explained Mr. Pilsenty. “We’re thinking if the gorilla thing all goes to plan, we’re going to try a rhino next.”

Pilsenty went on to explain that had they succeeded, their tactic was to “punch the gorilla really hard at least 100 times”.

The ‘100 Unarmed Men’ say they then plan to monetise future events via pay-to-view services and sports gambling tie-ins.

Animal rights activists have unanimously condemned the group’s actions because god forbid anyone has a dream these days.