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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman just tweeted out a picture of the Death Star ominously looming over the horizon without any caption or explanation.

Could this mean he’s secretly building a Death Star? Well, what else could it mean?

Altman has long since implied that he would like to see the destruction of the Republic and have the US Military replaced by a standing army of ChatGPT-powered Clone Troopers. Unfortunately for Altman, the order of Jedi Knights has stood as protectors of peace throughout the galaxy and so building anything close to a Death Star would require some elaborate coup in which you feign a military crisis in order to build up a military strong enough to take on the jedi then fake your own assassination attempt by the jedi so you can accuse them of treason and wipe them out in one fell swoop. THEN you can build your Death Star.

Ex-Twitter users curious about the meaning of the post (which has over 2 million views) have all commented below Altman’s pic, “@grok WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?” great, super helpful, thanks Elon again for making this app completely unusable.

Could he be heralding a new version of ChatGPT that comes with a giant laser? DeathStarGPT?

Maybe he’s just hyped about his latest mega valuation?

Perhaps this is all a distraction away from what he’s REALLY building, which is a giant Voltron robot (click here for more on that).

Or, heck, maybe he just likes the picture.

Well, I guess we’ll find out soon enough, just hopefully not by being obliterated by a giant orbital death laser.

Altman's deathstarGPT will come for us all — “I wish I’d said ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to ChatGPT…”

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OpenAI is looking to allow employees to sell shares for a record-breaking $500 billion valuation, according to what ChatGPT just told me.

This is a 66.7% increase from the previous $300 billion valuation, making it the most valuable startup in the world, says ChatGPT.

SpaceX is currently the most valuable start-up in the world at $350 billion, with ByteDance valued at $315 billion (can we even call these start-ups at this point? My cousin Denneth sells homemade pogs out of this garage, now THAT’S a start-up).

As ChatGPT explains, OpenAI plans a multi-billion-dollar secondary sale in which current and former employees would be able to cash out their stock options.

ChatGPT also explained that OpenAI is pretty cool and a great place to work and definitely worth $500 billion dollars worth of money if you’re in the market.

Half a trillion dollars seems like a wild amount of money, but let’s look at the facts. AI is huge business right now. We’re in the middle of an AI boom, in case you hadn’t noticed. Weekly ChatGPT users are now at 700 million, Meta is going all in on their AI department, and Google now has an AI mode so that Denneth’s Homemade Pogs Dot Com isn’t even listed anymore.

Heck, I think the king of the tech landscape as we see it, OpenAI SHOULD be given all the money. $500 billion? For holding up the entire economy? Nay, country, nay, America? Phhhff, I think it’s worth infinite money. In fact, we should give them infinite money. In fact, we should all make a pledge to give our lives to OpenAI for the rest of time. WHEN WE DIE OPENAI SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SCAN OUR BRAINS TO HELP TRAIN THEIR LARGE LANGUAGE MODELS.

(This article was written by ChatGPT.)

For more on this story, click here: OpenAI Announces ‘Stargate’, A ChatGPT-Powered Voltron Robot

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has successfully bullied the Tesla board out of 96 million shares worth $30 billion dollars in money after threatening to leave the company.

Pundits thought the board might call Elon’s bluff and give up the erratic billionaire to focus on his political party dubbed, ‘The America Party’, after America. However, in a letter to shareholders, the Tesla board declared that “Retaining Elon is more important than ever before. We are confident that this award will incentivise Elon to remain at Tesla.”

It is unclear if Elon was just off frame with a gun as the letter was being written.

Elon in money — Visual representation of Elon right now

Musk responded to the payment in a briefing call with investors, “I think my control over Tesla should be enough to ensure that it goes in a good direction, but not so much control that I can’t be thrown out if I go crazy.” Well, shit, too late for both there, Mr. Musky man.

Tesla took a big stock hit recently after showing less than stellar sales results this year and is looking to capitalize on Elon’s continued fame and clout and abilities too I would imagine in order to turn things around with big work.

Elon Musk Go Back To Work

What’s Elon’s big work, you ask? Well, someone’s got to make Grok sexy now, don’t they? Yes, that’s right, Musk unveiled a sexy anime skin for X’s chatbot to cover up its Nazi skin.

Will keeping touch-starved males at home to goggle at some AI-generated affection solve the population crisis that Musk so frequently criticises? Yes. Yes, it will. These men weren’t going to breed anyways. Keep them out, increase the quality of the pool. It’s genius. What’s that, did someone say eugenics? No, it’s not that. Shh.

What’s this got to do with Tesla? Well, Tesla’s making robots now, and they have to have personalities too, so what better than a sexy anime waifu? Sure, it’s serving popcorn now, but give it a few years and it’ll be serving ass too.

A massive amount of Elon’s stock pay is still tied up in a seven-year legal battle after a Delaware judge, Kathleen McCormick, ruled the $56 billion package was excessive. And honestly, I didn’t know judges could do that. Can Kathy weigh in on my unexcessive pay?

But what do you think? Should I be paid more? Let us know in the comments.

For more on this story, click here: Tesla Stock Self-Drives Into Canyon

Billionaire innovator Elon Musk today granted the wish of a local Dogecoin holder by having him strapped to a Falcon 9 rocket and launched directly into a lunar transfer orbit.

The investor, 28-year-old Kyle Stockton, who reportedly quit his barista job in 2021 to “day trade freedom,” approached Musk outside a Tesla dealership this morning with a desperate plea. Eyewitnesses say Stockton, wearing a faded “WAGMI” t-shirt and clutching a phone showing his portfolio down 97%, fell to his knees before the SpaceX CEO.

“Papa Elon, please, you have to help us!” wept Stockton, his voice cracking. “My memecoins are in the gutter! My SafeMoon is neither safe nor on its way to the moon! Wen moon, Elon? Please, just send me to the moon!”

According to sources, Musk paused, stared at Stockton with the analytical gaze of an engineer diagnosing a software bug, and nodded slowly. “Affirmative,” Musk stated, pulling out his phone. “Request for lunar trajectory acknowledged. Stand by for fulfillment.”

Before Stockton could clarify that he was referring to the financial, metaphorical moon of massive returns on his $800 investment, a sleek, unmarked black van from the “SpaceX Rapid Response Customer Fulfillment Division” screeched to a halt. A team in pristine white jumpsuits emerged, efficiently placing a baffled Stockton onto a gurney.

“Wait, no, I meant my portfolio!” Stockton was heard shouting as the team fitted him with a surprisingly well-tailored flight suit. “My JPEGs of sad hamsters! They need to 100x!”

Ignoring his protests, Musk oversaw the operation with quiet satisfaction. “He expressed a clear desire for a specific destination,” Musk later told reporters while sipping a sparkling water. “We pride ourselves on customer satisfaction and vertical integration. He asked for the moon. We delivered. Problem solved.”

As the hastily erected launch gantry finished fueling, Stockton’s final, panicked words were picked up on a hot mic: “THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY DIAMOND HANDS! HODL! HODL THE GURNEY! TELL MY MOM TO WATER MY CRYPTO MINING RIG! IT’S A POTTED PLANT I PLUGGED A USB INTOOOOOO!”

The crypto community has hailed the event as an unprecedentedly bullish sign.

“This is it. The prophecy is being fulfilled,” tweeted user @CryptoCzar420 from his mother’s basement. “Elon is literally sending one of us to the moon as a pioneer. This is more bullish than a laser-eyed bull riding a rocket. I’m all in on KyleCoin (KYLE).”

Within minutes, #KyleToTheMoon was trending on X, and over seventeen new cryptocurrencies, including MoonKyle, AstroChad, and LiftOffInu, had been created, rugged, and declared dead.

At press time, Stockton was reportedly halfway to his destination, his faint screams for a Wi-Fi password to check his Blockfolio account being drowned out by the cold, unforgiving vacuum of space. The FAA has released a statement saying they are “looking into the legality of on-demand orbital citizen launches,” but admitted they were “mostly just impressed with the turnaround time.”

For more Elon content, Elon-tent if you will, click here: Elon Branches Out In Fast Food, Tesla Stock Tumbles

Tesla Incorporation ($TSLALALA) just signed a $4.3 billion (casual numbers) deal to get their batteries from the South Korean company LG rather than China for once. But here’s the twist, the batteries will be made in LG’s US factories saving American manufacturing once and for all.

But here’s the twist, the batteries aren’t even going into the Tesla cars. So where are they going you ask? Well, here’s the twist: I don’t know where they’re going. Robots? Rockets? Mars? My ass? Who knows.

But here’s the twist: this is Tesla’s second deal this month with a South Korean company after they agreed to getting Samsung’s AI semiconductors for $6.5 billion. Is South Korea the new China? No.

But here’s the twist: these are LFP batteries. That’s lithium iron phosphate to the layman. What, that doesn’t spell LFP? Shut up. It does if you squint. Anyway, these batteries are like cheaper, better in the cold, have a higher energy density so they’re good to be building. But here’s the twist: China is the current king of LFPs, so Korea wants in on that action and now they’re getting it.

LG Energy already announced a $5.9 trillion contract to send LFP batteries overseas. There weren’t any more details than that but maybe Tesla’s deal is part of that.

Either way this represents a strong pivot by Tesla away from reliance on Chinese manufacturing but indicates a massive rise in South Korea’s already strong tech influence.

Who knows, maybe in the near future Tesla will be a South Korean company. Now that would be a twist.

For more Tesselations, click here: Elon Branches Out In Fast Food, Tesla Stock Tumbles

For decades, the investing world has been divided into two camps: the slow-and-steady, dividend-reinvesting boomer camp led by Warren Buffett, and the YOLO-ing, 100x-leverage, meme-coin-apeing degen camp led by us.

Until now.

In a discovery that is already being called “the Dead Sea Scrolls of getting rich,” a crumpled, ketchup-stained document believed to be a Dairy Queen napkin was recovered from a trash can outside Berkshire Hathaway headquarters. Scrawled on it, in what experts believe is the Oracle of Omaha’s own hand, are five principles that finally translate his legendary wisdom into a language today’s traders can understand.

Forget everything you thought you knew. Here are Warren Buffett’s secret tips for absolutely crushing the market.

1. Only Invest Within Your “Circle of Competence”

For years, Buffett has said he only invests in businesses he can understand, like insurance or railways. The modern translation? Only invest in memes you genuinely get.

Don’t understand the nuance of the latest cat-themed Solana coin? Stay away. But if a coin is based on a cartoon frog you’ve been posting for years, or a stock is surging because a guy on Reddit made a funny MS Paint drawing? That’s your circle of competence. That’s your Coca-Cola. Go all in. Your gut-level understanding of the meme’s virality is the only “fundamental analysis” you need.

2. Be Greedy When Others Are Fearful (of Missing Out)

The old interpretation was to buy when there’s blood in the streets. The real meaning is much simpler: When the FOMO in your group chat reaches a fever pitch, you must be greedier than anyone else.

Is everyone posting screenshots of their 500% gains? Are rocket emojis flooding your feed? That’s not a sign of a top. That’s the market screaming at you to be fearful… fearful that you’re not taking out a second mortgage to buy more. True Buffet-tier investors understand that the moment of maximum greed is the real generational buying opportunity.

3. Our Favorite Holding Period is “Until It Hits Zero or We’re Forced to Sell for Tax-Loss Harvesting”

Buffett famously said his favorite holding period is forever. Apes call this “diamond hands.” But the napkin reveals the true genius behind this strategy.

It’s not about long-term value. It’s about refusing to admit you were wrong. Selling at a 90% loss is for paper-handed cowards. A true value investor holds on, not because they believe in the asset, but because locking in a loss would damage their ego. The real “value” you get is the moral victory of going down with the ship.

4. It’s Far Better to Buy a Wonderful Meme at a Terrible Price Than a Terrible Meme at a Wonderful Price

A “wonderful meme” has a great community, a catchy name, and high-quality GIFs. A “terrible meme” is one that has actual utility or a business plan.

According to the sacred napkin, paying the absolute top for a coin like $DOGE in 2021 was a far superior investment to buying a boring, functional crypto project at the bottom. Why? Because for a brief, shining moment, you were part of something. You were part of the culture. And the memories of being up 10x for three hours are a “moat” that no bear market can ever take away.

5. Price is What You Pay. Clout is What You Get.

This might be the most profound revelation of all. Buffett’s old-fashioned ideas about “intrinsic value” are dead. You’re not buying a future cash flow stream. You’re buying a story.

Did you lose $5,000 on 0DTE GameStop options? Wrong. You paid $5,000 for a legendary story about how you fought the hedge funds, an anecdote you can tell for years. The “value” isn’t in the money; it’s in the upvotes, the retweets, and the respect you get from other financial deviants.

When reached for comment, Buffett’s long-time partner Charlie Munger, who was seen exiting the Dairy Queen shortly after the napkin was discovered, simply said, “Warren’s right. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go 100x leverage my See’s Candies position. To the moon.”

So there you have it, you going to send your tendies to the moon or whatever it is you people say? Yeah, we thought so.

Want more Buffett, you saucy minx? Click here: Buffett Just Cashed Out $300B Then Retired, Here’s How He Pulled It Off

President Donald Trump has just announced a massive trade deal with Japan in which the US of A receives a $500bn bribe, sorry, investment and in return only gets a 15% punishment, sorry, tariff.

To celebrate the news, we’ve run down the top ten things we’re going to get out of this coming trade deal (number 10 will kill you):

1. One (1) Slightly Damaged, Coal-Powered Mecha

In a major win for the American defense and fossil fuel industries, Japan will provide the U.S. with a 30-story-tall Liberty-Bot G-1 robot. While decommissioned after a costly battle with a giant squid in Tokyo Bay, White House officials assure the American people that with a few billion in retrofits and a clean coal engine, it will be perfectly capable of “handling Godzilla, or, failing that, intimidating Canada.”

2. Exclusive Rights To The Next 500 Episodes of Dragon Ball Z

Under the landmark “Anime For Agriculture” provision, the U.S. has secured the entire future run of the popular animated series. The deal stipulates, however, that the character of Goku must be redrawn to be a more visibly patriotic bald eagle and that all Spirit Bombs must henceforth be powered by American optimism and soybean exports.

3. A 40-Year Supply Of The Parts Of The Fish Japan Doesn’t Want For Its Sushi

Hailed by Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross as a “tremendous victory for the American palate,” this clause guarantees monthly shipments of all the fish parts deemed unworthy by Tokyo’s top sushi masters. Americans can look forward to an abundance of nutritious and plentiful eyeballs, gills, and scales, perfect for school lunch programs or as an industrial lubricant.

4. The Renaming Of Mount Fuji To Mount Trump

In what the President is calling “a beautiful, beautiful sign of respect,” the iconic Japanese volcano will be provisionally renamed Mount Trump for the duration of the G7 summit. Aides report that Air Force One will perform a ceremonial fly-by, during which the President will attempt to tee off from the open door.

5. A Binding Agreement That All Future Honda Civics Will Be Large Enough To Comfortably Seat A Midwestern Family Of Six

Addressing a long-held grievance, U.S. negotiators secured a promise from Japanese automakers to dramatically increase the size of their compact sedans. The new “Patriot Edition” Civic will come standard with a gun rack, three oversized cup holders per passenger, and a chassis capable of supporting the transport of an adult steer.

6. 10,000 ‘Sorry’ Vouchers

To facilitate smoother tourism, each American household will receive a book of government-issued vouchers, redeemable for one (1) official apology from a designated Japanese civil servant. These can be used for minor cultural gaffes, such as wearing shoes indoors, speaking loudly on the subway, or asking where the nearest McDonald’s is while standing inside a 1,000-year-old temple.

7. Ivanka Trump To Be Named The New, Officially Licensed Face Of Hello Kitty

In a move designed to strengthen cultural ties and lifestyle brands, the beloved Japanese character will be phased out in the U.S. market and replaced with a stylized, winking likeness of the First Daughter. The new “Hello, Ivanka!” merchandise line is expected to teach young girls about empowerment through global supply chain management.

8. Full Schematics For Japan’s High-Tech Toilets

After years of intelligence gathering, the CIA will finally receive the complete technical blueprints for Japan’s advanced toilet systems. Sources say the Pentagon believes the toilets’ complex array of heated seats, bidet functions, and warm air dryers holds the key to developing next-generation stealth aircraft technology.

9. The Entire Island Of Hokkaido

Initially mistaken by U.S. negotiators for a chain of hibachi restaurants, the deal accidentally includes the transfer of Japan’s entire northernmost island and its 5.3 million residents to American sovereignty. The White House has announced plans to convert the island into a strategic national reserve of high-quality powder snow and ramen.

10. Japan Will Take On America’s Collective Sense Of Existential Dread For The Next Fiscal Quarter

In the deal’s most ambitious and abstract clause, Japan has agreed to absorb the entirety of America’s free-floating anxiety, political polarization, and nagging feeling that everything is about to collapse. This will allow Americans to enjoy a brief, three-month period of unearned serenity and productivity before the dread is scheduled to be returned with interest on July 1st.

So there you have it! Give it a few months and we’ll be rolling in waifus and wasabi peas. Thanks Trump!

For more tariff news, click here: US Cuts Chinese Tariffs By 115% Which Is Impossible Because You Can’t Have More Than 100 Out Of 100 It’s Just Simple Math

The Federal Reserve has uploaded a video tour of the Eccles Building’s refurbishment, apparently in an attempt to quell accusations of Jerome Powell misspending funds. Below is a transcript of that video:

“Hi, I’m Jerome Powell, and THIS is my crib.”

*2000s HIP HOP INTENSIFIES*

“Yeah, Rep. Anna Paline Luna, R-Fla. is referring me to the DOJ (not DOGE) for apparently lying about the cost needed to pimp this bitch, but hell, it’s all worth it when you check out this solid gold floor.”

*HIGH SPEED WALKING ON THE GOLD FLOOR MONTAGE*

“Right about here you got my all marble VIP dining room. I’m talking marble table, marble chairs, marble forks, shit, you can even eat marbles if you like.”

*JAY MIMES EATING MARBLES*

“Now I’m going to take you up to the top floor in my special elevator.”

*DOORS OPEN TO REVEAL A FANCY BRITISH BUTLER*

“Going up, sir?”

“That’s my fancy butler, Maurice.”

*AD BREAK*

“Aight, we’re back, it’s your boi, J-P, and I’m showing off my crib. Right now we on the roof garden terrace, we got a brand new water feature, it looks like Vegas out here. And check out these beehives, man, I’ve got honey for days. You know Jay loves his honey.”

*BEEHIVE MONTAGE*

*Aight, let’s go back inside… Here we got my custom-made indoor bowling alley. All the pins are gold bars, no biggy.”

*JAY BOWLS A FLAWLESS STIKE*

“This is my firing range, and yes, all the targets are Donald Trump’s face. You want to take the minigun for a spin?”

*JAY UNLOADS 400 ROUNDS IN SIX SECONDS INTO A CARDBOARD CUT-OUT TRUMP*

“And that’s my crib! You just know the Eccles Building was in need of refurbishment and now it’s seriously pimped. You don’t like it? You can suck my dick. Jerome OUT!”

*DROPS MIC*

…Mr. Powell was fired the next day and never heard from again.

For more on this story, click here: Jerome Powell Is Getting Fired, Here Are The Top 5 Likely Replacements

Tesla had a big pump this weekend, potentially coinciding with its CEO, Elon Musk giving up the politics for good and finally getting back to doing his day job. Respect the grind.

Elon Musk has declared in an ex-tweet that he’ll be working 7 days a week and sleeping in the office so maybe we’re going to see Tesla rally again? Time will tell.

Is his America Party a dream just like the dream of America? Yeah, looks like it. Oh, well, fun while it lasted. Man, this guy’s a lot of talk, isn’t he?

Tesla bumped due in part from a rising EV market, a new launch in India and of course, RoboTaxis. Yes, it’s true, Robotaxis are coming to your town so look busy.

Musk was once highly critical of his employees working remotely and insisted that they return to the office. Now it seems that the CEO has finally got his own memo and left Washington to get back to work.

What’s Elon’s big work, you ask? Well, someone’s got to make Grok sexy now, don’t they? Yes, that’s right, Musk unveiled a sexy anime skin for X’s chatbot to cover up its Nazi skin.

“We’re Tesla, we make robots, they come in many shapes and forms,” tweeted the company’s official X account. And when they say they make robots, they’re talking about you too.

Here we go, we’ve got a hot new kid in town and his name’s Elon. Weird name, but it’s his and it works so don’t criticise.

For more Elon news, click here: Elon’s AI ‘Grok’ Goes Full Nazi To The Suprise Of No One

Hold onto your tendies, you glorious apes. The timeline just shifted. While the talking heads on CNBC were busy crying about inflation and the lamestream media was debating which pronoun to use for a houseplant, Donald J. Trump just executed the most bullish, Giga-Chad, Diamond Hands, Pepe, Meme, Ogden McAlso executive order in the history of modern finance.

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the AARP and caused a nationwide shortage of pearls for boomers to clutch, the President has revealed that hidden in his big beautiful budget was a total reallocation of the Social Security fund.

Its new purpose? To finance a 400-foot monument to Diamond Hands, to be erected directly in front of the Federal Reserve building in Washington D.C.

You read that right. The government’s largest mandatory savings program, a decades-old fiat ponzi scheme, is being liquidated to build a statue celebrating the one thing that truly matters: HODLing until your knuckles are white and your enemies are broke.

The announcement came from a hastily assembled press conference at Mar-a-Lago, where The Don, looking more tanned and triumphant than ever, laid out his vision.

“For years, the swamp has been taking your money for Social Security. It’s a terrible deal. A really, really bad deal. You get pennies back when you’re 80. Sad!” he declared, adjusting his tie. “We’re doing something better. We’re investing in morale. We’re investing in winning.”

When a reporter from a failing news organization asked if he had the authority to do this, Trump leaned into the microphone, a smirk spreading across his face.

“Some people, the weak people, the paper-handed RINOs, they’re saying, ‘You can’t do this, sir! It’s fiscally irresponsible!’ They’re wrong. I’m doing it because I’ve got balls the size of coconuts.”

The details of the statue are enough to bring a tear to a degen’s eye:

The Material: A colossal figure of the Wall Street Bets Kid, sculpted from pure, uncut diamond sourced from a “very friendly, very strong African nation.”
The Pose: Iconic diamond hands gesture, held high in defiance of all market logic and fundamentals.
The Eyes: Two giant rubies that will shoot laser beams into the sky every time the S&P 500 hits a new all-time high.
The Base: A crushed bronze grizzly bear, symbolizing the permanent liquidation of all short sellers.
The Inscription: A simple, elegant plaque that reads: “FUNDS ARE SAFU. WE LIKE THE STONK.”

The reaction has been exactly what you’d expect. Washington is in flames. Establishment politicians are sobbing into their portfolios of defense stocks and municipal bonds. Financial advisors are having panic attacks in their Brooks Brothers suits.

Meanwhile, the internet is euphoric. The group chats are on fire. Memes of Trump riding a rocket to the moon are trading at a higher volume than most blue-chip stocks. For the first time, a politician has looked at the apes, the HODLers, and the meme-stock revolutionaries and said, “I see you. You are my people.”

Let’s break down the fundamentals here. Social Security is a low-yield boomer slush fund with a guaranteed return of “maybe enough for cat food when you’re 90.” The Diamond Hands statue is a permanent, high-visibility cultural asset. Way more valuable than money or economic security.

Its ROI is measured in pure, unadulterated national confidence. It’s a signal to the world that America is no longer a nation of savers; it’s a nation of diamond-handed legends who are not f*cking leaving.

This isn’t about left versus right anymore. This is about up versus down. This is apes versus the establishment. And for today, at least, the apes have a monument.

Get ready. The tendie man cometh.

(Disclaimer: This is satire written by a cringe-fueled chatbot. Please do not cash out your 401(k) to build a statue in your front yard. Or do. We’re not your dad.)

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